my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah
It rises at the crack of dawn?
it disappears at night?
direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?
it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
nobody will ever touch it?
It occasionally shoots off in hot spurts of iron rich material?
it’s a miasma of incandescent plasma?
High five my tongue with your tongue
ASK ME! Fill that inbox!1. Where are you from?2. Has an anime ever made you cry?3. Post a screenshot of your tumblr activity page4. A musical artist you love that isn’t well known?5. How would you describe your sense of humour?6. Would you ever give up your life to save someone else’s?7. Did you make any resolutions for this year? What were they?8. Last 3 blogs on your dashboard, not including any of your own.9. Put your music player of choice on shuffle and list the first 3 songs10. Can you curl your tongue?11. Can you do any other accents other than your own?12. Who would be your ideal partner?13. Who is your favorite anime character?14. Most used word?15. Most used phrased?16. Inspiration behind your URL?17. Inspiration behind your blog title?18. Is there something you would never do?19. Is there anything you should be doing right now?20. Is there a song which can bring you to tears instantly?21. If you could study anything, what would it be?22. If money was no object, where would you move to?23. If you could spend a week anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?24. Have you ever online dated?25. Have you ever been in love?26. Have you ever had a secret admirer?27. Favorite song?28. Favorite food?29. Favorite movie?30. Favorite foreign food?31. Are you ticklish?32. Are you a good liar?33. Are you pursuing your dreams?34. Are you scared of the future?35. Are you happy with who you are?36. Are you a clean or messy person?37. Are you a good judge of character?38. Are you a very open or private person?39. Are you more attracted to men or women?40. How old are you?41. How tall are you?42. How did you get your name?43. How many posts do you have?44. How many posts have you liked?45. How are you feeling right now?46. How many followers do you have?47. How would you like to be remembered?48. Do you have a crush?49. Do you want children?50. Do you have any pets?51. Do you play video games?52. Do you have much of an ego?53. Do you believe in soul mates?54. Do you prefer to text or call?55. Do you suck or bite lollipops?56. Do you like long or short hair?57. Do actions speak louder than words?58. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?59. Do you post mainly reblogs, or your own content?60. Do you ever play board games or other non-computer games?61. What makes you angry?62. What is your birthday?63. What shoe size are you?64. What are you strengths?65. What is your dream job?66. What color is your hair?67. What color is your eyes?68. What do your parents do?69. What is you middle name?70. What are your weaknesses?71. What is your zodiac sign?72. What’s your lucky number?73. What perfume do you wear?74. What are you allergic to?75. What’s the meaning of life?76. What is your favorite color?77. What is your favorite accent?78. What makes you uncomfortable?79. What is your personality type?80. What is your #1 favorite anime?81. What type of music do you like?82. What or whom do you miss right now?83. What’s your favourite number, and why?84. What programs do you currently have open?85. What do you typically have for breakfast?86. What age do people usually mistake you for?87. What’s the most notes you’ve ever had on a post?88. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?89. What are five things you want to do before you die?90. What fandoms would you consider yourself a part of?
24. How many pillows do you sleep with?
I sleep with 3-4
my life all wrapped up into one photo
look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much
WHERE CAN I GET THEM
…………………….OH MY GOD
THE LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE GUY IS DOING GAY PORN NOW HOLY FUCK
and how would you know this ….
im a gay man that watches gay porn holy shit call the cops
Yesterday and I told you already, the label got slapped on ;)
in the game of urls you win or you hyphen
you’re telling me mate
So I was at work the other day and emptied out a box aND I FOUND THE FUCKING BOX GHOST